X-mas Special

From the journal of Ted Jesus Christ GOD (the second coming of the massiah):


11-08-04 - This was COVERED UP for about 6 months and Satan or Devil CONVINCED Ted to COVER THIS UP COMPLETELY for a while and this is INCRIMINATING and EMBARRASSING and will make some more NOT believe in Ted Jesus Christ GOD and I have decided that this is worth the Tradeoffs and also will UPSET some Mafia. This is Free the Sexual Slaves!!!!!!!

11-07-04 Late - Ted AGREES and COMMANDS that if Ted is not having enough SUCCESS in Business and Politics and Personal and More that the Hosts of Ancient Heaven FOCUS on Religion MORE!


Notice how TJCG uses capital letters, third person (even when speaking of himself) and strung out sentences to put a Biblical sounding authority to his voice. It almost makes me believe in the guy.